Haribo Spawn Of Satan Sugarless Gummy Bears!!

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     If you think these innocent sugar free gummy bears taste good, you’re right!  If you think that’s all there is to them….YOU’RE WRONG!!!  Here’s a link to Amazon with customer reviews gone wrong!: http://facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Faw%2Fd%2FB000EVQWKC%2Fref%3Dmp_s_a_1_1%3Fqid%3D1390259020%26sr%3D8-1&h=CAQHqQuOc&s=1

     According to the testimonials, these little sugarless demons will leave you crying on the bathroom floor for your mommy!  “Chocolate  Rain” will be your new anthem and pooping rainbows like a unicorn will finally be your dream come true (or nightmare)! 

Okay, so the science behind it is simple.  Sugar free candy acts as a laxative due to the sugar substitute used.  Eat too many and you’ll get diarrhea.  But for some reason, these little sugarless gummy bears act extra volotile on your system.  So one or two won’t affect you, but a handful will keep you….um….busy worshipping the porcelain god for the next 24 hrs.

Have an ex that you can’t find that perfect birthday gift for?  Well here’s your answer!  Want to be “nice” to those who talk behind your back by giving a “peace” offering?  Got it covered!  Looking for an explosive adventure with Satans little angels?  I got just the thing for you!

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